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Wasp nest...
Reminds me of my brother. I can't help but laugh everytime I think of it...

He had a big wasp nest in the tree outside the house. So he calls me up to come help with some stuff. When I get there he says to me, "Lets get this nest down". I'm like, "How?" So he starts telling me how he's got it all planned. He's going to climb up on a ladder with hedge cutters and he wants me to stand under it with a trash can and lid and when he cuts it, I'm supposed to catch it in the can and slam the lid down.

I told him there not enough drugs or booze to get me stupid enough to try that.

A few days later, I call him up to find out he's in the hospital. EMS had to come get him. He got on the roof with the clippers and figured that when the nest fell, the wasps would stay low to the ground with it. The wasps had other ideas. They chased him backwards off the roof and he landed on the ground on his back. He had about 50 stings.

I laughed for a week straight.

Then years later, I saw almost the same thing on Duck Dynasty. I was laughing again.