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Post by JR on May 29, 2014 12:59:31 GMT -6
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Post by Bashan on May 29, 2014 15:04:40 GMT -6
Get out of my free-eeeeeking way, I'm going into that craphouse or you lose your foot!! DAMN! Jack got here ahead of me! Oh....this is what he was after...no wonder...his obsession....the therapy isn't working! But why am I compelled to do this? A pic I found of my great grandfather gives me a clue Oh no....Jack's awake!! Jack..c'mon man...you don't want to do that....come OUT OF THERE! C'mon man, let's go home...it's been a piss of an evening. Hey, who's the D bag in back? Oh...it's Alley....yeah man, you can crash at the pad, just go on the human's pillow. Jack...why is he wearing the silk bathrobe? I know! Kinda....Peewee Herman or something....of course...look at the dumbass cap YOU have on....I'm surrounded by morons! |
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Post by jvino on May 29, 2014 15:06:55 GMT -6
Very nice is that a hamster with out fur?
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Post by FACE PLANT FOR LIFE on May 30, 2014 4:40:11 GMT -6
I lost it at  |
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Post by Bashan on May 30, 2014 5:42:22 GMT -6
It comes from a thread, yours I believe, where Cyborg said I was as crazy as a craphouse rat. So Jack intimates that I was stealing urinals, which leads us back to craphouse and then the HILARITY BEGINS!   or maybe not so much. I think you're right this time Plant Person, swing and a miss. 
It WAS your thread Plant! The one where you ask me to change your handle, you didn't even read the whole thing did you?  
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Post by cyborg on May 30, 2014 23:41:43 GMT -6
 Is THAT THING!!!!! Jesus that is one ugly creature,,,, with a Capitol U,,, wow,,,, how'd you Like to go into the the tool shed and find that thing clicking it's teeth at you!!! I'd be like daffy duck when he goes woohoo and dances across water |
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Post by Bashan on May 31, 2014 6:06:11 GMT -6
Is THAT THING!!!!! Jesus that is one ugly creature,,,, with a Capitol U,,, wow,,,, h |
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Post by cyborg on May 31, 2014 7:24:34 GMT -6
WOW Rich i like shaved beaver just as much as the next guy,,,BUT i think i'll pass on that one WOOHOO!!!!!! RUN AWAY SCREAMING INTO THE NIGHT!!!!!!,,,by the way what is that thing? some albino hairless sewer muskrat,,,??
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Post by Bashan on May 31, 2014 10:05:32 GMT -6
That's correct. And then Eeky is a hairless snithouse ankle biting rat, technically a snithousius alopecia masticator (varmiticus). He's sweet though...I...I think it's a he...he's constantly humping everything in the house, so I assume Eeky's a male. The vet (who now reuses to see him), tried to look at his taint. Eeky went CRAZY and turned into the Tazmanian Devil, whirling, spitting, clawing, biting, and of course humping. He was latched on to the vet's assistant's ankle when the vet was finally able to shoot him with a tranq dart. It took multiple shots, people were screaming, running up and down the halls, the emergency lights came on, the fire alarm went off, the usual stuff with Eeky. As I stood across the room drinking a nice cup of coffee (Columbian I think) Eeky turned to me and mouthed "three darts is too much." He's a big Jim Carey fan, it was the chance of a lifetime and he grabbed the ring. And yes, he can talk, not very loud, kind of a satanic wheeze but he can even talk while chewing on an ankle, he multitasks. I was going out the front door of the vet clinic and the police and fire department arrived. They ran by me with guns out and fire axes in hand. I guess they came because a fire had started in the back, there were still a lot of screams coming from the back, I don't know what was going on but they sent maybe twenty guys...wow. On the way home Eeky woke up and wheezed "I will freaking kill you, don't fall asleep you arsewipe or I will rip your throat out, you're dead mofo, I will"...I closed the cooler lid so I couldn't hear him and figured he would be grumpy for a while. He'd cool off in the cooler....HA...rat humor. Hey, something is chewing on one of my ankles, oh Eeky! Stop it...hee hee...no really..stop..STOP...HELP..AAAAARGH! 
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Post by FACE PLANT FOR LIFE on May 31, 2014 22:14:53 GMT -6
Guys...we lost him...
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Post by richardv on Jun 1, 2014 17:55:22 GMT -6
I know I'm new here but he has sounded like he's been lost for some time.  |
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Post by cyborg on Jun 1, 2014 18:28:36 GMT -6
Give that man another star
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Post by jvino on Jun 2, 2014 14:37:49 GMT -6
I agree give bashan another star. That is a very diffrent pet. Is that your pet? What's it's name? Wow that thing is ugly looking rat.  |
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Post by tvnacman on Jun 2, 2014 16:51:55 GMT -6
Rich is a nice guy .
John
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Post by cyborg on Jun 2, 2014 17:34:40 GMT -6
He is a very nice guy with a very strange taste in pets Lmao
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or maybe not so much. I think you're right this time Plant Person, swing and a miss. 
Is THAT THING!!!!! Jesus that is one ugly creature,,,, with a Capitol U,,, wow,,,, how'd you
