Interesting answer By richardv (Read 286 times)

[richardv]

Elderly couple texting
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.”

The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."

[JR]

Now that's funny I don't care who you are! That reminds me of the story about the counselor that was talking to a group of women about sending messages to their husbands via text. She had everyone of them switch to another person's cell phone and send a text to the husband on the other end just saying "I love you"

List of Replies

Who is this?
How much do you need?
Who have you hit now?
Are you ok?
What?
Have you been drinking.....again?

[Alleyoop]

Good one Richard

[Bashan]

Answer like that and this is what happens: I just forgot our aniversary....number 30. I'm in trouble. Help

[cyborg]

Ooooooo this is bad

[Guitarman]

Did you actually miss it or did the restaurant not have any openings? I think I might be online to FTD right now with a flower order and back date the delivery. Let them apologize for you.

[Bashan]

I just forgot! Knowing my wife if I try to send her flowers to apologize I'll be throwing gas on the fire. I am going to wait until tomorrow and see how the waters are churning. I'll offer to take her to Red Lobster, that usually calms things down. Rich

[cyborg]

you da dummy