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Post by cyborg on Mar 29, 2014 18:19:54 GMT -6
Jesus stinky,,,you think thats funny youre going to have to change your depends when i lay a few more of stupidest most screwtist uptist things i've seen and done ,,,more to come
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Post by jvino on Mar 29, 2014 18:27:03 GMT -6
Oh boy we got some real winners on this sight.
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The Cannonball custom scoot ; 2nd scoot 2014 Taotao ATM50-A
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Post by Clank on Oct 1, 2014 22:45:58 GMT -6
Why are you reading this? The jokes in your hand!
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Post by bountybuddy on Feb 23, 2015 2:15:55 GMT -6
I was on a freeway making a five hour drive to pick something I ordered up. I had to pee real bad. I was hoping I would find a rest area. After waiting for a while I said the heck with it and just pulled the car over to the side of the freeway. I got out and walked around to the passenger door, opened the door and stood between the door and the car and took my leek facing the door. Just as I was finishing up a state cop drove by. He looked at me but did not stop. I was very lucky.
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A bike is music to my ears.
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Post by Guitarman on Feb 23, 2015 4:18:24 GMT -6
I was doing some repairs at a clients home and she had to leave for a bit. Not thinking, she forgot to tell me she had left the door open in case I needed to use the facilities.
After a bit, I suddenly felt the call of nature. It was not only loud, but screamingly so. I couldn't find anything except an almost empty 5 gallon paint bucket. Used that and some old rags I had in the van. Pulled around to the local mall and set the whole package down in the parking lot with the lid on. Drove away wondering who might be brave or unlucky enough to open it.
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