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by: cyborg - Mar 4, 2014 14:24:14 GMT -6
Post by cyborg on Mar 4, 2014 14:24:14 GMT -6
LOL too funny!!!!
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by: mike6736 - Mar 4, 2014 14:51:16 GMT -6
Post by mike6736 on Mar 4, 2014 14:51:16 GMT -6
LOL...
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by: Alleyoop - Mar 4, 2014 15:06:13 GMT -6
Post by Alleyoop on Mar 4, 2014 15:06:13 GMT -6
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by: JR - Mar 4, 2014 15:06:18 GMT -6
Post by JR on Mar 4, 2014 15:06:18 GMT -6
Oh.... so I guess that now leaves me as the only prick left???
I'll do my darnedest to live up to my highly inflated expectations. It could be worse?
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by: cyborg - Mar 4, 2014 16:37:44 GMT -6
Post by cyborg on Mar 4, 2014 16:37:44 GMT -6
 is that,,,and to think that some people pay to have that done,,,,that would go over big on the farm,,,city folk who can figure them? |
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by: Bashan - Mar 4, 2014 16:46:28 GMT -6
Post by Bashan on Mar 4, 2014 16:46:28 GMT -6
No Tom, I'm still a prick so we can um.....hang out together.  Here is Tom's facebook profile pic:
Am I allowed to post somebody's facebook picture? Well let me know if I shouldn't and I'll......
After he cleaned out the restaurant's chicken supplies they started bringing him roadkill. Around Hyppo Scooters there's plenty of that...um...laying around. All part of the test ride experience at Hypodermic Scooters. OK....twist the throttle and release the chickens! Tom, you missed one, go back around! Why is Tom riding the bike during the test ride? Hello?.....there's uneaten chickens out there?
Tom, as a certifiable prick like me you have to learn to grab hold of your problem, grab hold,...don't let go...just hold on....keep holding. And those chickens? Don't be afraid to choke them if they get in your way. Sometimes, as a prick, you have to move forward. If that doesn't work....move back. Then forward....back...forward....back..forward..back! EEK! Don't you know how to knock!? As a prick you must be proud and be willing to stand up! Huh? Stand up for what? Um...nothing...just stand up, it's not complicated...it's hormonal. Well there's vascular considerations and...just stand up! It's not a bone of contention! Don't make this harder than it is! Hey, your unbending attitude will make bringing this to a happy ending impossible!
Yeah, I was a prick, probably still am. That doesn't mean a guy can't change. At 61 probably not a lot but change can be good. Never say it's too late to change, don't close that door, it should always be open, and never be too proud to walk through it.
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by: cookees - Mar 4, 2014 20:50:26 GMT -6
Post by cookees on Mar 4, 2014 20:50:26 GMT -6
....the aforementioned prick is holding a Chesapeake crab... not an Alabama chicken.
Okay...everyone hold hands and join in a heartfelt rendition of Kum-by-ya.
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by: cyborg - Mar 4, 2014 21:31:14 GMT -6
Post by cyborg on Mar 4, 2014 21:31:14 GMT -6
Let's put this all to bed please,,,,,you're all diks,,,,,,just sayin,,,,,lol
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by: JR - Mar 4, 2014 22:26:22 GMT -6
Post by JR on Mar 4, 2014 22:26:22 GMT -6
....the aforementioned prick is holding a Chesapeake crab... not an Alabama chicken.
Okay...everyone hold hands and join in a heartfelt rendition of Kum-by-ya.
Now go figure that? a certified prick playing with ..........crabs? I don't think Rich has anything in the Doc's bag to handle a dose of crabs that big? You're on your own with this one Rich!
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by: Bashan - Mar 4, 2014 23:58:33 GMT -6
Post by Bashan on Mar 4, 2014 23:58:33 GMT -6
Got it Arkie, thanks!
Just took my med, it's called Stoli and it's kicking in!
Who's first? TOM! Cookees, Kum By Yoself! So you don't have a problem eating this?:
Numbers one and two concern me, but the ? arrow REALLY concerns me. Don't eat it until you.....oh, you already ate it. Uh huh, he's not calling? Maybe he's crabby!! Snap! Too easy, who's next?
Alley asked me what comes after X, I said Y, he said because I'm curious.
Don't you run away Plaut, get over here! TVnACman thinks Dunkin Doughnuts is a basketball team.
Where's John? Ignore my arse will you!? JCT842 is so old his birth certificate expired!
Cyborg! I hear you squeeking, there you are! Is that a WD 40 straw in your pants or are you glad to see me?
KZ said his premature ejaculation problem came out of nowhere!
Oh and you Arkie.....what do they call Hee Haw reruns in Arkansas? Documentaries.
Yeah, the Bash-own is ba-hack and get the hell out of my way! Be prepared for erroneous polysyllabic responses and...good grief...I really am a nerd! 
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by: Alleyoop - Mar 5, 2014 0:24:56 GMT -6
Post by Alleyoop on Mar 5, 2014 0:24:56 GMT -6
OK, I am going to suspend all you for using profane language. This is not a porn shop so lets tone it down some, I am so embarrassed   Alleyoop |
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by: JR - Mar 5, 2014 9:37:50 GMT -6
Post by JR on Mar 5, 2014 9:37:50 GMT -6
OK, I am going to suspend all you for using profane language. This is not a porn shop so lets tone it down some, I am so embarrassed Alleyoop
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by: JR - Mar 5, 2014 9:46:45 GMT -6
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by: JR - Mar 5, 2014 9:52:51 GMT -6
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by: JR - Mar 5, 2014 9:58:00 GMT -6
Post by JR on Mar 5, 2014 9:58:00 GMT -6
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is that,,,and to think that some people pay to have that done,,,,that would go over big on the farm,,,city folk who can figure them?
Here is Tom's facebook profile pic:
