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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2014 9:30:14 GMT -6
take it away, Bashan. i was laughing at all this. we could try for the longest BS thread...
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Post by Bashan on Mar 13, 2014 15:17:25 GMT -6
Oh LS, be careful, don't encourage me, I've been stalking the last neighbor that laughed at one of my jokes for a year. It really wasn't a laugh, it was a nervous chortle because he noticed my fly was open at a block party. Now that was intentional, but not to get a laugh. Unfortunately for him that doesn't matter to me, any sort of pharyngeal spasm works for me, even cachinnation. That's right, I'll take cachinnation! In fact, I'm looking at him through his basement window right now...Frank! Frank! So you thought that was funny??! Don't run away! Please? I have more open fly jokes! Tough audience Frank....tough audience...but you will laugh again....or just wheez and choke...I don't care..I'll take that. Hey, has the block party started yet? Gaaahd, my fly is UP! How embarrassing. 
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Post by tvnacman on Mar 13, 2014 15:24:27 GMT -6
Oh LS, be careful, don't encourage me, I've been stalking the last neighbor that laughed at one of my jokes for a year. It really wasn't a laugh, it was a nervous chortle because he noticed my fly was open at a block party. Now that was intentional, but not to get a laugh. Unfortunately for him that doesn't matter to me, any sort of pharyngeal spasm works for me, even cachinnation. That's right, I'll take cachinnation! In fact, I'm looking at him through his basement window right now...Frank! Frank! So you thought that was funny??! Don't run away! Please? I have more open fly jokes! Tough audience Frank....tough audience...but you will laugh again....or just wheez and choke...I don't care..I'll take that. Hey, has the block party started yet? Gaaahd, my fly is UP! How embarrassing. Gee Rich open fly jokes , is it long enough to get past your zipper ? Do you have a little problem ?  John |
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Post by Bashan on Mar 13, 2014 15:41:58 GMT -6
Ow! My fly is three angstroms long, do the math. 
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Post by Alleyoop on Mar 13, 2014 18:15:23 GMT -6
Are we talking   |
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Post by Bashan on Mar 13, 2014 18:26:18 GMT -6
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Post by Alleyoop on Mar 13, 2014 22:16:00 GMT -6
Don't get to happy, did you know that SUBWAY is being sued? Since 2005 when they came out with the foot long sub they have been only 11 inchs long  . Alleyoop |
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..BAD TO THE BONE..
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