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Post by glavey on Jul 14, 2014 20:32:30 GMT -6
While I was browsing ebay today I found something that caught my eye:  I have no words to convey my thoughts on this. |
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Post by FACE PLANT FOR LIFE on Jul 14, 2014 20:48:55 GMT -6
You must have been searching for this:  Oops, did I click Buy It Now? |
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Post by jct842 on Jul 14, 2014 23:15:12 GMT -6
While we are in that department how's about clicking on a pair of king sized extenders, they would make some swell handlebargrips. You know the ones with the veins molded in!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2014 23:22:21 GMT -6
anyone wanna make guesses as to how long it takes Bashan to come in, piss his pants and kill this thread?
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Post by Bashan on Jul 15, 2014 0:18:21 GMT -6
Shut it down? Do you know how long I've been looking for one with a vacuum gauge? I mean, I have six, but not with a gauge and.....I've said too much again.  Extenders? Ah ha ha ha haaaaaa! Who needs an extender? That's just silly! (Yes dear, I ordered three now go back to bed.). Now Plant, why would you need a pump for a vacuum penis and what exactly is a vacuum penis? If you guys don't start getting raunchier than this I'm going to have to start shutting these threads down.
I was fixing to look at this thread and just as I clicked on it there was a flash of lightning, a crash of thunder, the power blinked, and the computer shut down! I swear to you it's true! Of course that happens when I try to do most things. It makes hitting the can great theater. 
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Post by FACE PLANT FOR LIFE on Jul 15, 2014 9:41:01 GMT -6
While we are in that department how's about clicking on a pair of king sized extenders, they would make some swell handlebargrips. You know the ones with the veins molded in! Imagine explaining that to people at places you stop at. "Yes, those are veiny handlebar grips. It even pulls off the bike for auxiliary functions! What are you looking at? This is normal! Wait, why are you calling 911? 'Mam! Stop!" And then you speed away. |
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Post by tvnacman on Jul 15, 2014 17:11:37 GMT -6
Tvnacman<---------is not touching this !!!!
John
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Post by cyborg on Jul 15, 2014 17:51:13 GMT -6
Rich your tinfoil hat is on it's way
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Post by Bashan on Jul 15, 2014 19:04:49 GMT -6
Tvnacman<---------is not touching this !!!! |
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Post by tvnacman on Jul 15, 2014 19:11:34 GMT -6
gee I have several vac pumps , but I use it with the head on my shoulders not down south .
I like my air conditioning systems clean dry and tight .
NOW I OPENED THE FLOOD GATES
be nice I might have to report you to the mods .
John
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Post by LUKE on Jul 15, 2014 21:57:20 GMT -6
stop it you maniacs!...and who is this Glavey guy, he has 81 posts and looks like he's a scammer trying to sell worldly things...
when i was in hischool ,i used to tie a string to my penis and hang a hollow blocks to stretch it, that's how i achieved my 6.5' pistol.
but of course that was many moons ago...now all i can do is watch triple X movies,nothing else.
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Post by genseeker on Jul 16, 2014 7:35:54 GMT -6
Gawd guys, I busted a gut laughing at y'all
At least us ladies don't need to worry about size. Men stare at our boobs no matter the size. Course my 40DD get lots of attention anyways.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2014 7:59:20 GMT -6
,i used to tie a string to my penis and hang a hollow blocks to stretch it, that's how i achieved my 6.5' foot pistol.. ohh so thats not a Yamaha morphous you ride, its a... uh... oh never mind. |
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Post by glavey on Jul 16, 2014 9:46:24 GMT -6
stop it you maniacs!...and who is this Glavey guy, he has 81 posts and looks like he's a scammer trying to sell worldly things... ... Hi there Billy Mays here to tell you about a great new product! Is your willy acting silly? Are your nipples more like pimples? Then try the great new product LeLuv penile, nipular, and vaginal vacuum super pump! But call right now and I'll throw in a vacuum gauge for free! Call right now! |
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Post by Bashan on Jul 16, 2014 13:09:03 GMT -6
Hi there Billy Mays here to tell you about a great new product! Is your willy acting silly? Are your nipples more like pimples? Then try the great new product LeLuv penile, nipular, and vaginal vacuum super pump! But call right now and I'll throw in a vacuum gauge for free! Call right now!
Course my 40DD get lots of attention anyways.
Pix...pix....you know we insist on pix! |
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Extenders? Ah ha ha ha haaaaaa! Who needs an extender? That's just silly! (Yes dear, I ordered three now go back to bed.). Now Plant, why would you need a pump for a vacuum penis and what exactly is a vacuum penis? If you guys don't start getting raunchier than this I'm going to have to start shutting these threads down.
