RIP By richardv (Read 340 times)

[richardv]

A sad day.

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Born and bread in Minnesota, Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times, he was still a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife PlayDough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

[cyborg]

[jvino]

Ok sorry to hear you baked some cinimon swirls and didn't like them. offtopic

[jct842]

Some one stayed up way too late at night writing that piece!

[Bashan]

Don't sugar coat it John....ba dump. At least it wasn't me this time.

[Alleyoop]

Yea I have noticed the chief is staying up late now a days and is on the forum instead of doing his duty...COUGH COUGH, did I say that
Alleyoop

[Bashan]

I do my Dootie, and then I get back on the forum. Dootie has been her nickname since....um....cough cough...did I say that? OW dear...let go! I'm just talking to the guys....sheeesh!

[cyborg]

at rich"s advanced old age doing his duty is being able to do a #2,,,,,,,just sayin

[jct842]

#2 goes well with lots of fiber!