gnomes that leak By jct842 (Read 634 times)

[jct842]

[Guitarman]

I'm lookin' and lookin' but I just can't find the bike in this pic. However, I do see a couple of the neighborhood midgets peeing in your fish tank.

[Bashan]

That's really cool John...very clever. I know Jack is considered gnome size, he has a lot of kin around there, I would not be surprised if some of those gnomes were related to him. Hey, what is that weird arse gnome off to the left? The Irish looking one with the crap eating grin? Lose that one John, it's polluting the water and scaring the fish. Rich

[Alleyoop]

HAHAHAHA, Good one
Alley

[JR]

jct842,Guitarman,Bashan,Alleyoop


Well I just got back from vacation at the lake and after my computer puts in these 800 updates I'll see how good I remember working with paint!

Why do they call all of this a vacation? I'll tell you why. Everyone but the people who pull campers set them up, load the damn things and then fix everything the damn southern blue dirt dobbers tear up is on vacation. Myself I'm dragging butt!

We came home today so I pulled my camper to Conway to have a couple of things looked at where I bought it and they said they were back logged until July 28th! So I said I'm not pulling this thing home and coming back so they showed me where to park it and I proceeded to unload this thing in 94F heat and come home. Now the Mrs. and kids who were truly on vacation had went home while I headed to Conway. While unloading this thing which BTW is stuffed full of everything we wear and a Kroger store full of food and not dying of a heat stroke my wife calls in a panic and says when she opened the door she heard a pop and then looked in the kitchen and the water line to the frig ice maker had broke and water was spraying every where. ever try to tell a woman how to turn of the water at the meter? Better off giving them directions to Mars. Managed to tell her the line is plastic, fold it over and pinch it off just like a garden hose when it kinks, that worked! She then taped it and panic over. Came home with my truck so full I barely had room to sit and drive. Went to hardware got new line, fittings, filter and cut off valve and rebuilt the ice maker line system.

Now she started mowing, remember what I told you about the weather Rich? Damn right, got over 3" of rain in about 55 minutes! Paris Ar, got over 5" and Dover is about to wash away as I type. Need rain get on my list, I'll mow or plow the garden and then buddy hang on it's going to rain and I don't mean maybe!

Vacation? Someone asks me to go camping in the next day or two I'll smack them right in the mouth!

I'd rather be the knome!

JR

[Alleyoop]

Yep, on vacations if things have to get done everyone enjoys them but the man, he is doing the have to do things.
Alley

[Bashan]

Yep, guys do it all. We rented a condo in Panama City for a song because my wife does a condo booking web site. Ever been to Panama City? The condo parking lots are across the main drag, you walk across ped bridges, loooong bridges, to get to the condos.

Sue: "Rich, you want to go get the luggage?" Rich: "Do I WANT to go get the luggage? You mean across the walking bridge? The walk thingie?" Sue: icy stare. Rich: "Sure...I WANT to go get the luggage, now that I know body parts are in danger...I'm on it!" Trudge trudge trudge trudge trudge trudge...."OK, I'm leaving the condo now dear (it's a long condo), I'll be back next week!" Trudge X 10 to infinity. Rich: "Hello fellow concrete traveler, how long have you been without food?" Fellow traveler: "Help...." Rich: "Good luck with that." Rich: "Luckily I brought these Svedka rations, I can last for months on these. is that car!?. Ah, there it is! Next to those poor souls that need medical attention. Good luck with that losers...I need my luggage or I lose a part." Trudge trudge trudge trudge trudge...... Rich: "Sue? Sue? I'm at the door but I'm too weak to enter the code....Sue?" Sue: "You're pathetic, it's been two weeks AND you forgot my cosmetic bag!" SLAM! Rich: "Sue, open the door....I can't see...I think I'm blind..JR...is that you....why are you here?....how do you know the door code? Hey...come back here....ahhhhrrgghhh...."

[cyborg]

up before the sun run till your done!!!!! when we camp it is I who does the heavy stuff and the mrs is a gigantic help with all the other things,,,we love to camp ( we tent camp) and it is great but it is nice to get home i must say,,,i have been eyeing trailers tho,,,they sure are nice,,,,may make the jump this fall when the prices drop

[Guitarman]

You guys are mental. I did the camping thing in the Army. Now when we camp, there had better be 24/7 room service. I'll be ding dang blasted if I'm going to go back and forth 300 or 400 times because someone forgot the only thing in the entire planet that they need at that very instant.

Of course, you do realize that I already did it the first time. Why delay, get it out of the way so I can nap in peace. Where's the masseuse? I'm late for my rub down.

[cyborg]

nice koi pond how do you keep them from freezing in the winter??

[jct842]

Stock tank heater. But have only had to use it a couple times. The bottom is buried in dirt a foot deep and sides insulated under the outside rocks. Ground temp is 50 so most of the time in winter the worst I get is a skin of ice. Fish go to sleep when they get cold so you don't feed them much in winter. Just one koi about 15" long, about 30 35 gold fish 6 to 13 inchs. 2 of them are part blue in color. Got to cull some again pretty soon as they are growing. I keep the ones with the long tail fins.

[jvino]

That's great jct thanks for sharing pretty funny set up you have.

[cyborg]

It looks great my man,,i always like a nice koi pond