Post by Alleyoop on Oct 25, 2014 18:01:33 GMT -6
Number 9 - Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
Number 8 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 6 - Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart.
If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
Number 5 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 4 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
Number 3 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND NUMBER ONE
Number 1 - Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your arse tomorrow.
...and as someone recently said to me: Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long.
Number 8 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 6 - Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart.
If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
Number 5 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 4 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
Number 3 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND NUMBER ONE
Number 1 - Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your arse tomorrow.
...and as someone recently said to me: Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long.
..BAD TO THE BONE..
is that all about? Was that necessary or are you just being a smart arse in either case don't even try you are no match. But F.Y.I not stolen just copied and re-posted. Keep this in mind, everything that people put up they either heard it or saw it someplace and thought hey maybe the troops would get a good laugh or enjoy this and share it with them. These jokes and sayings have been around for decades before you popped out of the hole. 
