Post by DrRocco on Dec 26, 2014 0:14:28 GMT -6
I heard this one a couple weeks back. I can't remember it verbatim but I think you guys will enjoy it...
Marge and Jan, two women sick of their husbands and children, one night are able to get away for a while, just gals. Marge and Jan have a great night. Appletini's all-around. Closing time rolls around and the two of them, unable to drive home, make the wise decision to walk home. It's only a few blocks away. Halfway home, they both need to pee...REAL BAD. Luckily for them, when nature called they were just across the street from a cemetery. Marge found an acceptable spot, did her business, then used her underwear to wipe and tossed them in the woods. Jan also emptied her bladder. She grabbed a fresh wreath off a nearby grave and wiped with it. The two of them continued on home without incident.
At 7:00 a.m. the next morning, the phone in Jan's house is ringing off the hook. Her husband answers and soon learns that the person on the other end of the line is Marge's husband. "NO MORE GIRLS' NIGHTS!" he exclaimed. "When Marge came home last night she wasn't wearing any panties." Jan's husband says, "THAT'S NOTHING! My wife came home with a card stuffed in the crack of her arse that says, "We'll never forget you, Signed 'All the boys down at the fire-station.'"
Marge and Jan, two women sick of their husbands and children, one night are able to get away for a while, just gals. Marge and Jan have a great night. Appletini's all-around. Closing time rolls around and the two of them, unable to drive home, make the wise decision to walk home. It's only a few blocks away. Halfway home, they both need to pee...REAL BAD. Luckily for them, when nature called they were just across the street from a cemetery. Marge found an acceptable spot, did her business, then used her underwear to wipe and tossed them in the woods. Jan also emptied her bladder. She grabbed a fresh wreath off a nearby grave and wiped with it. The two of them continued on home without incident.
At 7:00 a.m. the next morning, the phone in Jan's house is ringing off the hook. Her husband answers and soon learns that the person on the other end of the line is Marge's husband. "NO MORE GIRLS' NIGHTS!" he exclaimed. "When Marge came home last night she wasn't wearing any panties." Jan's husband says, "THAT'S NOTHING! My wife came home with a card stuffed in the crack of her arse that says, "We'll never forget you, Signed 'All the boys down at the fire-station.'"
