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Post by jct842 on Apr 17, 2016 22:52:49 GMT -6
The new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it
goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon
and eggs frying.
The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.
I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
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Post by trashtruck12172 on Apr 18, 2016 0:07:04 GMT -6
eating a bowl of chili before food shopping usually gets me to the front of the checkout line.
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Post by richardv on Apr 18, 2016 2:50:14 GMT -6
Hilarious!!
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Post by cyborg on Apr 18, 2016 7:16:23 GMT -6
Nice
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Post by richardv on Apr 18, 2016 7:34:48 GMT -6
Actually a super market in southeast Wisconsin did just as you described for about a year. I still bought the TP there.
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Post by Alleyoop on Apr 18, 2016 11:22:55 GMT -6
GOOD ONE
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