Reminds me of a customer we had. When you would answer the phone, he would never say "this is so and so". He'd just shout a question. He called once and shouted "What does the red button do?" my partner Mike yells back. " I don't know...but for Gods sake....don't push it!"
Would you buy a used scooter from this guy?
Pittsburgh's "Late-Great-Bereft of Life" Premier Scooter Dealer