My Gibberish Scooter Manual (FUNNY!) By straightbangin (Read 892 times)

[straightbangin]

Okay so I get the cheap as hell Chinese new scooters and they seem to come w/ a manual that offers me no help. It is obviously written w/ out being proofread. I think they just throw it into a translator and print whatever is spit out. Check out part of one of the pages. The links below are pictures of one of the pages. LMAO.

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[Bashan]

Those are hilarious! We call that Chinglese, I hope that's not politically incorrect. In my Peace 150 manuals it says I need to routinely adjust the flower, I still haven't figured out what that one means.

[mthomas]

The second one is definately Chinglese, but the first one makes sense. I always try to relax my moon when I am driving, always seems to pucker up when there is a close call though.

[Smorkle]

I do my best not to moon people while driving anyway so I'm just going to ignore the first one. LOL

[Hammerspur]

Just for thought... what would your moon sound like in one of the Chinese dialects?

[straightbangin]

Hahahaha. Adjust the flower u know.... the flower! LMAO.