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Post by Guitarman on Aug 31, 2014 13:33:34 GMT -6
What so you say when you're comforting a grammar Nazi?
There, their, they're....
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Post by Guitarman on Aug 31, 2014 13:34:54 GMT -6
C, Eb and G walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey! No minors."
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Post by Guitarman on Aug 31, 2014 13:35:47 GMT -6
A Freudian slip is where you say one thing but really mean your mother.
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Post by Guitarman on Aug 31, 2014 13:36:30 GMT -6
The Past, Present, and Future walk into a bar. It was tense.
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Post by Guitarman on Aug 31, 2014 13:37:36 GMT -6
Why can't you trust Atoms? Because they make up everything!
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Post by Guitarman on Aug 31, 2014 13:40:07 GMT -6
Descartes walks into a bar and the bartender asks if he'd like a drink. He replies, "I think not." and vanishes.
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Post by cyborg on Aug 31, 2014 13:46:57 GMT -6
Guy walks into the Dahli llamas pizza place and says make me one with everything
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Post by Guitarman on Aug 31, 2014 14:00:22 GMT -6
Knock knock
Whos there?
To
To Who?
No, To Whom.
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Post by Guitarman on Aug 31, 2014 16:17:48 GMT -6
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was excellent.
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Post by Guitarman on Aug 31, 2014 18:43:55 GMT -6
Two canibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
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Post by richardv on Aug 31, 2014 19:47:47 GMT -6
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Post by Guitarman on Aug 31, 2014 20:20:06 GMT -6
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Post by jct842 on Aug 31, 2014 23:32:48 GMT -6
MAKE IT STOP.
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