WHAT IS 100%?? By Alleyoop (Read 617 times)

[Alleyoop]

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far arse kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there. It’s the Bullcrap and arse Kissing that will put you over the top.

Now you know why some people are where they are!

[marvinlee]

100% is what your willing to pay someone to guarantee!

[larrball]

Jul 18, 2012 19:42:55 GMT -6 marvinlee said:

100% is what your willing to pay someone to guarantee!

Yep.
And if there smart they will sell alot of Bullsnit an give out a few arse Kissings.
This will net them the 21% needed to cover the cost of doing business.

[cleanpowerone]

once again Mr. oop has impressed and enlightened me. i mean,, i already knew the theory to be a fact. and now we have mathematical proof. thank god for spellcheck

thanks alleyoop,,, i'm not worthy!!!