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Getting Old
by: scooterran - Nov 13, 2010 17:31:45 GMT -6
Post by scooterran on Nov 13, 2010 17:31:45 GMT -6
I've got to tell you this story that is true. A couple of years ago, I needed a break from the everyday rat race. So, I told the wife to pack her bags, we were going to visit the folks in North Fort Myers, Fl. The visit was going great so I offered to take them to dinner. We left in the early afternoon visited a few friends and my mother said that we should go, she was getting hungry. We ended up at a nice restaurant and ate at 4:15. Now let me ask some of you, Why do people in their mid 80's eat so early? Anyway, My dad was driving north on Rt. 2 out of F.M. and he was doing around 35 mph in a 45 mph speed zone. Double yellow lines in the middle and we had about 3 miles to go. Now this was the 5:30 traffic and it was backed as far as I could see in the mirror. The traffic behind us we're honking and honking. My mother said to my dad, " Don't you here the cars behind us honking"? Of course he said " What"? (Can't here either). Finally, our turn off was near and as we were turning, cars were honking and giving us the finger, the fist, and the up yours salute. Wouldn't you know it, my dad ask my mom, " Do we know those people, their waving at us". ( I busted out laughing.)
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Post by cookees on Nov 13, 2010 19:31:10 GMT -6
My favorite Florida bumper sticker says:
When I get REAL old I'm going to go North and drive slow!
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by: snakedoctor - Nov 13, 2010 19:45:16 GMT -6
Post by snakedoctor on Nov 13, 2010 19:45:16 GMT -6
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Post by robb on Nov 14, 2010 4:19:42 GMT -6
Always nice when someone tells you you are #1. Oh wait, wrong finger! Just tell them they have neither the looks nor the money. I never mind pulling over and letting people by if I safely can. If I were in a hurry they likely wouldn't be piled up behind me. Robb
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Post by ccprof on Nov 14, 2010 6:08:13 GMT -6
Don't be knocking old guys who can't hear. My wife handles that part! LOL!
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by: scooterran - Nov 14, 2010 6:26:19 GMT -6
Post by scooterran on Nov 14, 2010 6:26:19 GMT -6
I think what he has is called "selective" hearing. LOL'S I believe that is what I'm getting also.
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Post by robb on Nov 14, 2010 7:55:05 GMT -6
I went to a restaurant with my brother and his significant other. We had them put it all on one check. One of us got the senior discount and I'm afraid it was me, and I'm the youngest. I guess it's true.....it's not the years , it's the miles! Robb
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